MAC: Hi, I’m a Mac.
PC: And I’m a PC.
MAC: I can make movies, websites, I can make photo books, and I’m crazy good at email.
PC: I think I can do that stuff too.
MAC: Well I sure do say it a lot more than you. Also, although only less than 10% of computing in the world takes place on a Mac, I cost four times as much as a PC.
PC: Oh… why di…
MAC: Did you know that even though my limited, proprietary versions of software are the best in the world, I can also function completely as a PC.
PC: So that means tha…
MAC: That means that when you are tired of making baby-blue iWebsites for fifteen-year-olds, you can log into Windows and use the software that the other 90% of the computer using public use.
PC: But…
MAC: I’m really great.