Typing the word money over and over won’t make you have a lot of money.

Unless all you really want is a lot of the word “money.” This is an argument that really annoying philosophers and other pedants would make. And we would hit them. With bats.

I am somewhat obsessed with the idea that the elf hates me. When I see him I will ask him to give me a hug.

Technically I typed it only several times and then pasted it over and over. So, relatively speaking, applying the “time is money” cliche, I saved time and therefore money. Finally, applying the “a penny saved is a penny earned” philosophy, I did indeed make money during that process.

Of course, “time is money” is not to be confused with “time is honeys”, in which case I am, and I kid you not, a pimp.